Standup

wheezing and gagging  
but not choking just joking  
wise cracking the quip

(Inspired by WordPress daily prompt: Joke)

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Cars

Your car can say a lot about you. For example, some owners fit personalised number plates, and the rest of us have a very clear view of what this says about them.

Beyond helping the simple-minded to remember their own name, cars are often used to move people and things from one location to another. So, some sort of engine is usually regarded as an essential requirement. Continue reading “Cars”

Dogs

The dog is man’s best friend. The man is the one in the queue at the supermarket buying a microwaveable frozen curry for one, several cans of lager and a tin of Pedigree Chum. The man and the dog spend their evenings watching the football or other adult-orientated material, drinking lager and discussing the exceptional appeal of Kim Kardashian’s bottom. Female bottoms are of course popular amongst lager-drinkers of both species. Continue reading “Dogs”

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